Yes, 2020 was a universally terrible year. But in the spirit of a season filled with joy, we found a few silver linings.

1.

People praised us for NOT going to the gym

2.

We expanded our vocabulary with some fun new words, like quarantini and superspreader

3.

We learned to appreciate the simple things in life

4.

Tiger King made everything seem normal by comparison

5.

Mike Pence got upstaged by a housefly

6.

Our Thanksgiving dinner for one was delicious

7.

We saved time by writing “ditto” in our calendar every day

8.

Now we know firsthand what we’ve always suspected: homeschooling is nuts

9.

Murder hornets didn’t kill us after all

10.

It’s almost over! Happy holidays!