1.
New catch-phrase for Santa: Ho
Short, to the point, less redundant.
Short, to the point, less redundant.
2.
InstaHam
To post on your Instagram. The new ready-in-seconds Christmas dinner!
To post on your Instagram. The new ready-in-seconds Christmas dinner!
3.
One-flap Advent calendar
Finally, a solution to the inefficiency that’s frustrated kids forever.
Finally, a solution to the inefficiency that’s frustrated kids forever.
4.
Telepathic gifting
If you can declassify documents just by thinking about it, why not give gifts the same way? So much easier!
If you can declassify documents just by thinking about it, why not give gifts the same way? So much easier!
5.
Sentimental eCard blocker
Targets all those yawn-inducing animations of snowflakes and chickadees fluttering aimlessly over winter landscapes.
Targets all those yawn-inducing animations of snowflakes and chickadees fluttering aimlessly over winter landscapes.
6.
Voice-controlled Christmas lights
Oh wait, never mind, this already exists. Laziness is truly the mother of invention.
Oh wait, never mind, this already exists. Laziness is truly the mother of invention.
7.
Nutcracker vs. Mouse King: Death Match
Two hours is a long time to watch dancing. So let’s shrink it down to the best 5 minutes. Less ballet, more battle.
Two hours is a long time to watch dancing. So let’s shrink it down to the best 5 minutes. Less ballet, more battle.
8.
AirTagged Elf on the Shelf
Now the kids can quickly get back to their preferred holiday pasttime: the iPad.
Now the kids can quickly get back to their preferred holiday pasttime: the iPad.
9.
Times Square ball drop (for real)
Ringing in the new year is so… painfully… slow. At 1,212 pounds, let’s just let gravity do its thing. Look out below!
Ringing in the new year is so… painfully… slow. At 1,212 pounds, let’s just let gravity do its thing. Look out below!
10.
New children’s book: Santa’s Not Real, Let’s Skip the Mall Line
A tender 2-minute read that could save you hours. Sure, the little ones will be crushed. But nothing an Auntie Annie’s pretzel can’t fix.
A tender 2-minute read that could save you hours. Sure, the little ones will be crushed. But nothing an Auntie Annie’s pretzel can’t fix.
Happy holidays from all of us at Pappas MacDonnell!
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